<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' version='2.0'><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866606980811141737</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 04:49:15 +0000</lastBuildDate><title>ਕਲੱਨ.ਕੌਮ                ਹਾਸਾ ਮਖ਼ੌਲ ਤੇ ਜੱਬਲੀਆਂ</title><description>Punjabi Adult Fun &amp; Humour, ਪੰਜਾਬੀ 'ਚ ਅਸਲੀ ਹਾਸਾ ਮਖ਼ੌਲ</description><link>http://www.kllann.com/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Kllann Banda)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>46</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866606980811141737.post-4392213107764669633</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 04:37:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-11-13T10:19:15.681+05:30</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>shilpa shetty</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>aishwarya rai</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Ayesha Takia</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>lara dutta</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Men's Health</category><title>ਆਇਸ਼ਾ ਟਾਇਕਾ ਭਾਗ ੨</title><atom:summary type='text'>ਤੁਹਾਨੂੰ ਯਾਦ ਹੋਵੇਗਾ ਕਿ ਬਹੁਤ ਪਹਿਲਾ ਅਸੀਂ ਆਇਸ਼ਾ ਟਾਕੀਆ ਦੇ ਮੰਮਿਆਂ ਦਾ ਜ਼ਿਕਰ ਇਸ ਬਲੋਗ ਵਿੱਚ ਕੀਤਾ ਸੀ। ਇਸ ਮਹੀਨੇ ਦੀ Men's Health ਮੈਗਜ਼ੀਨ ਨੇਂ ਦੱਸਿਆ ਹੈ ਕਿ ਉਸ ਦੇ ਮੰਮੇ ਸਾਇੰਸਦਾਨਾਂ ਦੇ ਹਿਸਾਬ ਨਾਲ Perfect ਨੇਂ।
ਇਸ ਤੋਂ ਇਲਾਵਾ ਦੱਸਿਆ ਗਿਆ ਹੈ ਕਿ ਲਾਰਾ ਦੱਤਾ ਦੀ ਲੱਕ/ਚਿਤੜ ਅਨੁਪਾਤ (waist/hip ratio) ਵੀ ਸਾਇੰਸਦਾਨਾਂ ਦੇ ਹਿਸਾਬ ਨਾਲ Perfect ਹੈ। ਸਾਨੂੰ ਇਸ ਬਾਰੇ ਕੋਈ ਸ਼ਂਕ ਨਹੀਂ ਹੈ, ਜਦ ਦੀ ਓਹ ਥੋੜੀ ਜੇਹਿ ਭਾਰੀ ਹੋ ਗਈ ਹੈ ਓਹ ਹੋਰ ਵੀ ਸੈਕਸੀ ਬਣ ਗਈ ਹੈ। ਉਸਦੇ ਲੱਕ </atom:summary><link>http://www.kllann.com/2008/11/blog-post.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kllann Banda)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866606980811141737.post-1818727914592145649</guid><pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 02:48:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-26T08:18:00.701+05:30</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>prank</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>basic instinct</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>adult fun</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>hidden camera</category><title>Basic Instinct in the park</title><atom:summary type='text'></atom:summary><enclosure type='video/mp4' url='http://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=57253114a7b6979a&amp;type=video%2Fmp4' length='0'/><link>http://www.kllann.com/2008/10/basic-instinct-in-park.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kllann Banda)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866606980811141737.post-2174249955307610543</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 02:30:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-25T08:00:00.529+05:30</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>prank</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>hidden camera</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>elevater</category><title>Love is everywhere</title><atom:summary type='text'></atom:summary><enclosure type='video/mp4' url='http://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=4179ba0037bc3fdd&amp;type=video%2Fmp4' length='0'/><link>http://www.kllann.com/2008/10/love-is-everywhere.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kllann Banda)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866606980811141737.post-4720057898594558592</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 02:30:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-23T08:00:00.389+05:30</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>prank</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>chemistry lab</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>funny</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>hidden camera</category><title>Chemistry Teacer</title><atom:summary type='text'></atom:summary><enclosure type='video/mp4' url='http://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=5c19f2ef65a48b9d&amp;type=video%2Fmp4' length='0'/><link>http://www.kllann.com/2008/10/chemistry-teacer.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kllann Banda)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866606980811141737.post-751433513130562659</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 02:44:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-22T08:14:00.710+05:30</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>airport</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>funny</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>dumb</category><title>ਸਾਰੇ ਕਲੱਨ ਕੱਠੇ ਹੋ ਜਾਓ</title><atom:summary type='text'>



</atom:summary><link>http://www.kllann.com/2008/10/blog-post_22.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kllann Banda)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866606980811141737.post-7488893746082870708</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 02:42:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-21T08:12:01.113+05:30</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>funny</category><title>No Prostitutes Please</title><atom:summary type='text'></atom:summary><link>http://www.kllann.com/2008/10/no-prostitutes-please.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kllann Banda)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866606980811141737.post-3233263762181362477</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 02:37:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-20T08:07:00.197+05:30</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>shy girl</category><title>Shy Girl</title><atom:summary type='text'>

She is shy of speaking in public so she is using this method to convey her message.</atom:summary><link>http://www.kllann.com/2008/10/shy-girl.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kllann Banda)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866606980811141737.post-6939882107456558231</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 02:33:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-18T08:03:07.574+05:30</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>funny</category><title>What is this?</title><atom:summary type='text'>

What the hell is this?? 

New type of dildo??</atom:summary><link>http://www.kllann.com/2008/10/what-is-this.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kllann Banda)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866606980811141737.post-8673215965367105713</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 02:31:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-18T08:01:00.413+05:30</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>technology</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>funny</category><title>Power of Technology</title><atom:summary type='text'>
Really powerfull technology.
</atom:summary><link>http://www.kllann.com/2008/10/power-of-technology.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kllann Banda)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866606980811141737.post-6336940246865041548</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 02:30:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-17T08:00:01.305+05:30</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>good father</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>blooper</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>accident</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>funny</category><title>Good Father</title><atom:summary type='text'>
</atom:summary><link>http://www.kllann.com/2008/10/good-father.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kllann Banda)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866606980811141737.post-6080046833719508759</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 14:21:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-16T19:57:16.466+05:30</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>hilarious</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>sex</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>adult fun</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>funny</category><title>Full Utilization</title><atom:summary type='text'>Utilising all the resources </atom:summary><link>http://www.kllann.com/2008/10/full-utilization.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kllann Banda)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866606980811141737.post-6191357172535858490</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 13:15:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-15T22:58:40.822+05:30</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>ਗਾਣਾ</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>song lyric parody</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>adult fun</category><title>ਨਵਾਂ ਗਾਣਾ</title><atom:summary type='text'>ਲਓ ਬਈ ਦੋਸਤੋ ਪੇਸ਼ ਹੈ ਹਨੀ ਸਿੰਘ ਵਲੋਂ ਇੱਕ ਨਵਾਂ ਗੀਤ।



honey_singh.mp3</atom:summary><link>http://www.kllann.com/2008/10/blog-post_15.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kllann Banda)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866606980811141737.post-8719182873100273372</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 01:30:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-07T17:44:01.182+05:30</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>funny</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>kid</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>English</category><title>ਨਿਆਣਿਆਂ ਦੀ ਅੰਗਰੇਜ਼ੀ</title><atom:summary type='text'>ਨਿਆਣਿਆਂ ਦੀ ਸ਼ਬਦਾਵਲੀ ਵਿੱਚ ਰੋਜ਼ ਨਵੇਂ ਸ਼ਬਦ ਜੁੜ ਰਹੇ ਹਨ। ਅਜਕਲ ਦੇ ਨਿਆਣੇ ਬੜੇ ਹੁਸ਼ਿਆਰ ਨੇ। </atom:summary><link>http://www.kllann.com/2008/10/blog-post.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kllann Banda)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866606980811141737.post-9215287631617010414</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 02:30:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-31T08:00:02.959+05:30</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>power</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>love</category><title>ਪਿਆਰ ਦੀ ਤਾਕਤ - ੨</title><atom:summary type='text'>
</atom:summary><link>http://www.kllann.com/2008/05/blog-post_31.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kllann Banda)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866606980811141737.post-4769544055396637211</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 02:30:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-30T08:00:01.524+05:30</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>rain</category><title>ਰੱਬਾ - ਰੱਬਾ ਮੀਂਹ ਪੁਆ</title><atom:summary type='text'>
</atom:summary><link>http://www.kllann.com/2008/05/blog-post_30.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kllann Banda)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866606980811141737.post-5683506708995840962</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 02:30:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-29T08:00:00.448+05:30</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>power</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>love</category><title>ਪਿਆਰ ਦੀ ਤਾਕਤ - ੧</title><atom:summary type='text'>

</atom:summary><link>http://www.kllann.com/2008/05/blog-post_29.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kllann Banda)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866606980811141737.post-5703435323601175197</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 02:30:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-28T08:00:00.840+05:30</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Lion</category><title>ਸ਼ੇਰ ਕਿਸੇ ਦੇ ਟੱਟੇ ਨੀਂ ਚੱਟਦਾ ਓਏ !</title><atom:summary type='text'>
ਬਸ ਆਪਣਿਆਂ ਨਾਲ ਹੀ ਸਾਰ ਲੈਂਦਾ</atom:summary><link>http://www.kllann.com/2008/05/blog-post_28.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kllann Banda)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866606980811141737.post-2845749689793883248</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 08:47:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-27T18:59:02.431+05:30</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>hear</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>funny</category><title>ਬੋਲਿਆ ਆਵਾਜ਼ ਸੁਣੀ ਹੁਣ</title><atom:summary type='text'>
</atom:summary><link>http://www.kllann.com/2008/05/blog-post_27.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kllann Banda)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866606980811141737.post-3599382945963317725</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 18:30:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-24T00:00:01.655+05:30</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>funny</category><title>ਦੋ ਭਰਾ</title><atom:summary type='text'>
</atom:summary><link>http://www.kllann.com/2008/05/blog-post_24.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kllann Banda)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866606980811141737.post-7262742844190126035</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 02:30:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-23T08:00:00.527+05:30</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>funny</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>kid</category><title>ਭੁੱਖਾ ਨਿਆਣਾ</title><atom:summary type='text'>

</atom:summary><link>http://www.kllann.com/2008/05/blog-post_23.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kllann Banda)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866606980811141737.post-4335108571420089998</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 02:25:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-22T07:55:00.344+05:30</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>funny</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>weird</category><title>ਗਾਂ ਦੀ .......</title><atom:summary type='text'>



</atom:summary><link>http://www.kllann.com/2008/05/blog-post_22.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kllann Banda)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866606980811141737.post-8169356948401418506</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 02:30:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-21T20:37:52.095+05:30</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>funny</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>motivation</category><title>ਸ਼ਾਬਾਸ਼ !! ਕੰਮ ਕਰੋ</title><atom:summary type='text'>

ਕੰਮ ਦੀ ਮੋਟੀਵੇਸ਼ਨ</atom:summary><link>http://www.kllann.com/2008/05/blog-post_21.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kllann Banda)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866606980811141737.post-4338491980252049785</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 18:30:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-20T00:00:02.035+05:30</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>funny</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>weird</category><title>ਸੂਰ ਲੈ ਲਓ ਸੂਰ</title><atom:summary type='text'>


ਗੋਰੀ ਮੇਮ ਦੇ ਗੋਰੇ ਸੂਰ, ਸਸਤੇ ਭਾਅ..........</atom:summary><link>http://www.kllann.com/2008/05/blog-post_20.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kllann Banda)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866606980811141737.post-3165954799443438933</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 02:30:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-19T16:41:33.053+05:30</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>funny</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>weird</category><title>ਫ਼ੋਟੋ ਨਾਂ ਖਿੱਚੀਂ</title><atom:summary type='text'>ਓ ਕਾਹਲੀ ਕਾਦੀ ਆ ਟੱਟੀ ਕਰਕੇ ਫ਼ੋਟੋ ਖਿਚਾ ਲਵੀਂ।






</atom:summary><link>http://www.kllann.com/2008/05/blog-post_2775.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kllann Banda)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866606980811141737.post-4090694313338895098</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 03:30:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-19T07:51:27.135+05:30</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>funny</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>weird</category><title>ਝੂਟੇ-ਮਾਟੇ</title><atom:summary type='text'>शान की सवारी




</atom:summary><link>http://www.kllann.com/2008/05/blog-post_18.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kllann Banda)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item></channel></rss>